"Hey Metal Guy!!"

Don't get pissed at me when you come into my store and ask for Metal and i say "Sorry dude, we don't sell Metal". Don't say "Well what do you fucking stock then?". Metal guy if you are so pissed off that we don't sell Metal then go to the bank, get a loan, quick your job and spend the next 3 months setting up your very own Metal store...I will then send all your mates up to your store to talk Metal all day long. Don't take the fact that I don't stock Metal so personal Metal guy...can't we all just get along!!??